I realized today, if I go back to work on Monday What in the World am I going to wear???? Since I am at home 99.5% of the time I wear old softball t-shirts and jeans (so professional). I have a few nice things, but they are too big…which I am grateful for. Chasing after two young ones and going up and down and up and down our huge flight of stairs has paid off.
I decided I could shop the clearance racks, which I actually enjoy doing, and get a few shirts.
After three stores, crying children, and dumb sales clerks I have nothing. And this is why
1. After having kids your body is an unfortunate shape. My top is big and floppy. My middle is flabby. And I have wonderful child bearing hips. Some would say “a nice pear shape?!?”
2. Jeans are made too low and shirts aren’t made long enough. I have to layer up, which is cute and all but not in 90 degree weather.
3. Modesty. The whole world dos not want to see me hanging out in EVERY direction (well mostly down because that is what gravity does). The shirts have either huge square necks or a very prominent v shape. It doesn’t work for me. Then I see shirts with no material in the back and they cost just as much as the ones with full material. And some of the material is so see through it is more like lingerie.
4. Trying on clothes was difficult with two young ones. Companies don’t make dressing rooms large enough for the shopping cart. So out come the kids, your purse, and your clothes; that you will attempt to try on. I was grateful that Ethan was too big to crawl under the doors but Jackson sure was a pro. They are not family oriented.
5. Size. I go to one store and a medium fits well. Now that is exciting. I go the next store or a different brand and up to an extra large I go. (I just tell Stoney “guess what I wear a medium now!!!”)
Maybe when I go to work on Monday I will need to find the newest, least spit up, smallest amount of greasy small hand prints softball shirt. And it will have to do.








